brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
