btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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