When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Never let your siblings swipe right.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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