I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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