all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Randomize
