rhymes with "ouble enetration"
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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