and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
