I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Randomize
