how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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