im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Congratulations! We have a period
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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