How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
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