I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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