I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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