I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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