did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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