i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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