just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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