I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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