Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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