If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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