What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
