dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I think your dad took our porno
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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