If i come over, it means nothing
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
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