Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
This baby is an asshole
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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