so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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