Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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