You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
