is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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