honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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