His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
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