Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
one two three fourrrrnication!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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