I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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