Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Randomize
