The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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