I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I think a kid would responsible me up
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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