Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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