So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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