Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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