Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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