Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
you never un-have a 4some
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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