oh god the rape fog is back!
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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