yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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