they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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