Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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