I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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