he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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