the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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