Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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