jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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