Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
How's work?
Spinning.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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