so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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