she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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