Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
high people should be assigned attendants
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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