When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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